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Saturday, May 1, 2010

Breaking: Obama Cheating Scandal


Yes, yes, we know; but were it not for the National Enquirer which investigated and broke the John Edwards cheating scandal, he might be carrying on as Vice President today.

From The National Enquirer



PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide.

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004 that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous where Obama was staying.

An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo's driver account of the secret 2004 rendezvous.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the picture, Dan!

Obama Caught Cheating said...

WOW.

Who would have thought this would happen, huh?

Not sure if this Obama and Vera allegation is true or not, considering the source. If that video tape from the hotel surfaces, then we could be looking at Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski all over again!

Hopefully not. There's a big enough mess to pick up floating in the Gulf of Mexico right now! Now we have 2 oil spills.

Do you think this is real news or a ploy to sell more of their magazines?