Lindsey Graham Insists He "Ain't Gay" and Tea Party Movement "Will Die Out"

In a wide ranging interview with The New York Times, Lindsey Graham insists he "ain't gay" and the Tea Party movement will "die out."

He also admits that if he were running this year, he'd be doing just what his friend, John McCain, is doing -- pretending to be a conservative.

In the fawning profile, South Carolina's rogue Senator discusses the need for a carbon tax, the importance of closing the Guantánamo Bay prison, his close working relationship with the Obama White House, and his support for immigration "reform."

He's also hoping we will forget all of this by 2014, friends. 2014!